Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Brandon Flowers

Dear Brandon,

You are not a musical visionary. I repeat, not.

You did not deserve to play on stage with The Pet Shop Boys.

You should stop wearing Pink Floyd-esque jump suits.

You are a douche.

I do not believe that is your real name. Not in a cool way like Frank Black (aka Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV). In a douche way, like your name is probably Bryan Flangerfield.

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