Freeze

T-Pain feat. Chris Brown - Freeze

In the running for 2009's worst song and worst film clip. I can just imagine how the proposal went...

Executive: "Uh ok, Mr Pain, look you spend to much money on stupid top hats and grillz. As a result of this we have a very limited budget for your new single.

Pain: "Ohhh Mang!! Wha' da fuck yo! I ain't killin' nobody? Gimme some damn money you cracker bitch!"

Executive: Mr Pain your not making any sense. Anyway we've done some studies and the general public have been very responsive to Kanye's use of Voice Aid. Now we know you can't sing or rap so using Voice Aid is a given. Almost like you singing into a vocoder only you have no idea what that is.

Pain: "Money, white boy. Now!"

Executive: "Ok by law I have to tell you this, so please listen. Also, the 'beat boxing' in Justin Timberlake's track also worked well so we'll plagiarise some of that as well. And no doubt you've seen the clips that "So Me" has done for Kanye. Well, just like him we'll be copying Justice & Simian as they are creative. Only we can't afford So Me so we've got a 17 year old graphic designer to do your clip.

Pain: "Whurr ma' hoes?"

Executive: "What hoes? You can't afford them either. Also, Mr Brown, please don't attack or punch any of the women on the set as you are already facing charges. We know you have issues with women who are older and more successful that yourself so please refrain.

Pain: "Mang, get me my car."

Executive: "You don't have one, it was repossessed. We got you a bus ticket though...

Posted by j.